Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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