This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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