my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
