he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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