She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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