Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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