if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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