In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
farters have to be the big spoon...
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
my liver is dry heaving
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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