Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Pappa wants mamma naked
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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