An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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