Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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