school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
please don't ironically join a cult
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