Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
