READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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