Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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