So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Randomize