I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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