yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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