Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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