Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
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