I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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