I like to think it a success when the cops are called
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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