will power is for people who don't want to get laid
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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