Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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