do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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