Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
Two words: nipple clamps
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