420 ftw
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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