My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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