i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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