absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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