hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
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