Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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