She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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