new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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