well I can't set my house on fire every night
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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