I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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