Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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