great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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