He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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