I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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