You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
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