all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
i've created a new STD.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
