you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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