whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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