It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
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