Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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