Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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