part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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