Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
