? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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