yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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