I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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